If things are heating up we can always put our own icebergs in the water.

I don’t know what people are talking about with all this global warming stuff.  Yesterday was really cold in San Francisco.  I don’t remember SF being this cold before.  I thought things were warming up? According to my calculations that I did from my heated blanket and cup of hot coffee from my house with a watch calculator we are entering an ice age not a global warming age.

This ice age in San Francisco reminds me of the time I was in Chicago at the history museum there (I forget what its called and I’m too lazy to link to it).  My buddy Andy and I were going through the exhibits and one of them showed on this huge TV screen the changing of the earth through billions of years on a time lapse.  So in a 2 minute video it showed 100 million billion years or whatever and in that time there were a whole bunch of times where the earth heated up and cooled to an ice age about 7 or 8 times on its own.  None of which were caused by man since we hadn’t evolved yet.  I told Andy that they need on exhibit at the museum a Hummer so everyone can see the cause of melting of the ice caps for the 8th time was finally caused by a living organism and not caused by the natural cycle of the earth over a hundred million billion years.  Of course I can prove all of this.  If you’d like to meet with me for coffee I can show you on my watch calculator how it all works.

The first time in earth history man is warming the earth without the earths help.